January 7, 2008
Bathroom Blowjob
Once a whore. Always a whore! I don’t know why these stupid ass guys seem to believe that once a chick gets married and settles down, she’s going to stop being a fucking whore! Remember Dotty the devoted wife I met 6 months ago, who gave me a dirty look when I asked her for some pussy at the Art Gallery Show in New York City. “I’m a married women, I beg your pardon”, is what her snobby ass told me the last time we met! Well a lot can change in 6 months my friend. It seems that Dotty is getting real fucking bored with her conservative ass husband who only wears starched jeans from the cleaners (what an ass)!
So here we go, I run into Dotty a week ago at a holiday party, I must admit she was looking much better. And didn’t have that snobbish look in her eyes! I gave her a smile and spoke, (just like a wolf in sheeps clothing would do), she smiles back. We talk about the usual dumb shit, “Who are you voting for, blah, blah, blah, You are looking great, blah, blah, blah”! Then Dotty says something that throws me for a fucking loop and makes my dick jump up at full attention! “Why don’t you email me, I was wondering when we could get together”! HELLO, now that’s what the fuck I’m talking about! I didn’t even hesitate, I immediately pulled out my Blackberry phone and placed her name, email under my *new slut directory section”!
In all honestly, my night was really starting to get boring. Artists can be fucking weird and self centered. So I gracefully told Dotty, I would drop her a few messages and see when I could finally get some of that ass! Its a good thing I got her number because, her husband was making his way over to our side of the room and he didn’t look happy! For what I saw her was ready to go and the gallery was getting too hot from all the fake buyers crowding the place! So like a true pimp, I keep it moving to scout out some fresh black cock sluts on the other side of the gallery! The waitresses were cute by the way, I must have drank 5 glasses of wine to go with the hard ass cheese! So check this crazy shit, I enter the bathroom to take a leak and as I enter I notice a girl in the bathroom on the toilet!
I hit the stall and drain my snake and this white chick just keeps using the other stall, I’m speechless! The girl looks out and says, “This bathroom is Coed, so don’t worry you don’t have anything I haven’t seen”!! I’m like cool, the white chicks gets up and leaves and doesn’t wash her hands by the way. I’m so fucking buzzed I don’t know how to respond really! So I’m about zip up my pants when, Dotty walks her happy ass inside the washroom! My dick is semi hard, drained and just got a nice raise as Dotty looks at me and doesn’t even try to LEAVE THE FUCKING BATHROOM!!! She get’s naked and blows me in the cubicle… Sorry the pics are a bit blurred but my hands were shaking when I took them lol…. These gallery parties are fucking great!!
