November 27, 2007
Caught in the Parking Lot
A few weekends ago, there was a male strip show in our town. Of course Shelly went. She agreed to have fun, and call me if she wouldn’t be home by 3 AM. A friend of mine was near this club at a restaurant. He called me around 11 PM to mention that he noticed Shelly’s car in the parking lot and thought maybe I would want to have dinner with him instead of staying home alone. I passed, trying to catch up on paper work. He mentioned he would probably go to the club when it admitted men at 1 AM. I told him to call me back and we’ll see.
1 AM rolls around, and no phone call. 2 AM no phone calls. 2:30 AM, the phone rings. It was Shelly. “I’m going to be late!” She whispered. “Oh yeah, I’m parked on the right side in the back!” Click.
Sounded like an invitation to me. I drove down and looked through the parking lot. It was still pretty packed. I turned into the back and saw the car. It was in a dark corner all alone. I could see through the rain that the door was open. I also saw where I could drive right by in the same lane for a look! I took out the camera and held it as I drove. Click, off went the flash and I heard a man say, “What the fuck?” before I sped off. I didn’t know until Shelly got home that it was my friend!
I guess that’s why he didn’t call, he wanted her! Gee, all he had to do was ask!
Submitted by: Shelly’s Husband, New York


December 2nd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I noticed the middle row seats missing. People usually take those out ony if they plan on needing extra space…LOL
January 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
What are they doing?